Thank Heaven for Little Girls

Evangeline:  "Mommy, your belly is really big.  I think there's a baby in there."

Mommy:  "No.  There is not a baby in there."

Evangeline:  "But, Mommy, it's really big!"

"When I was a little baby I got allergies all over and I couldn't stop sneezing and I got a weggie."

Here is our morning conversation about the nightmare she had about dinner the night before:

Evangeline: "I was sleeping so hard.  I kept thinking about the chicken you made. 

Mommy: "Was it good?"

Evangeline:  "No."

"Mommy, you're not old, like dead."